google guru

Someone who googles everything

I am a Google guru

by Rita king December 30, 2016

Google Twig

The dry strand of snot you sometimes see in somebody's nose.
~ Credit to my friend C Snyman for coining the phrase, I'm just trying to immortalise it ~

Hey Joe, you have a google twig in your left nostril!

by GoogleTwig October 4, 2021

Google Shrek

What doesn't Google Shrek mean?

Everyday I pray to Google Shrek, thanking him for the life I've been given

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 1, 2019

Google Preacher

Someone who rightly believes in the ways of Google, and that this megalomaniac of a search engine is the eden of knowledge, which forces them to effectively mindshag everybody with the crap they see on Google.

Person 1: Beware! The Playstation 4 is coming sooooon!
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....

by AndrewC1995 May 7, 2011

Google-eyed

A feeling of lostness and sadness that occurs during times of freedom on the internet when the world's most powerful search engine is before you, but you do not have the incentive or motivation or curiosity to look up anything interesting.

"I sat in front of the screen for about 10 minutes, completely google-eyed"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

google video

type "video" into google, noob! honestly...

"i am a noob because i did'nt know what google video meant"

by n00binat0r July 10, 2006

google talk

A new instant messenger made by google. There isnt really much to it. Google is going for a clean almost feature-less interface. That said, its still better than aim.

Noob1: DOOD, lyk there r lyk no defining features that make google talk significant yet.
Noob2: SDFU! Everyone wanted it, now we have it.
Noob1: BLEH

by RARRIORZIZORRZFROMHELL12483958034805 September 26, 2005