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ghetto honey buns 

using sliced bread,drenching it with cheap maple syrup and heating it in the microwave
desperate times call for desperate actions
Jayvons sidechick invited him to chill at the crib while his wifey was out at her sisters.She was out of food stamps and food and wanted to impress him so she whipped up some ghetto honey buns with hopes that he would wife her
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ghetto mute

To mute an iPhone by holding a finger over the speaker instead of using volume controls.
That YouTube ad is obnoxious. Ghetto mute please!
ghetto mute by Nordicman May 5, 2016

Ghetto Sangria 

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing red wine and Coke.
Ghetto Sangria by tigger2tfn June 29, 2016

Ghetto Buffer 

The area of ghetto and bad neighborhoods that separates a major city from the surrounding suburbs. To get to downtown, one must either go through, or around the Ghetto Buffer.
Wife: Honey, why are you getting on the freeway? It's a shorter trip on the smaller roads because of all the traffic on the interstate.
Husband: I'm not driving this car through those shitty neighborhoods. We have to avoid the Ghetto Buffer.
Ghetto Buffer by Konbadboi July 26, 2016

ghetto creep 

When the unsavory element gradually expands to neighborhoods that used to be considered upper class.
We never had to lock our doors at night in this neighborhood, but because of the ghetto creep over the last few years we can't leave anything out without it disappearing. The bad part of town used to be miles away, now it's in this neighborhood too.
ghetto creep by Acquireutah September 3, 2017

ghetto palate 

When good taste is a waste.

Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?
Most girls I meet on Tinder have ghetto palate which is cool for me. Cheap date , fast fuck rinse and repeat!
ghetto palate by Crotch pheasant November 23, 2017

ghetto penis 

A penis that is dirty and crooked
Harrison Kerchner has a ghetto penis .