I don't shit a fuck

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.

A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Ceastra September 19, 2014

you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you

the queen maddy said that

rue : how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?

cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy

maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*

by dontfall(inlove) February 10, 2022

Fuck my drag

When a drag queen outright dismisses another drag queen’s aesthetic.

“Fuck my drag, right?” Kennedy says during her own confessional interview, responding to Milk’s dismissal of her craftsmanship. “If I’m not your cup of tea, then baby don’t drink it.”

by Madc090 July 15, 2018

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"
"I DONT KNOW"

by cyassiiherselflol September 28, 2021

Fuck you Watson

A comeback for "No shit Sherlock"

Person one: No shit Sherlock
Person Two: Fuck you Watson

by ISISIS March 6, 2014

E. Fucking Nothing

A phrase which originated among Pittsburgh millworkers which means you ended up with nothing when you expected something.

What did the boss do when you asked him for a raise 'anat? That jagoff gave me E. Fucking Nothing. I wouldn't jag yer wires.

by Botendaddy May 20, 2010

Funky Kong

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.

Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 14, 2020