Love At First Sight

When you fall in "love" after only glancing at someone.
See also lust.

Boy sees girl. Boy falls in like.

by Sabishii211 May 11, 2004

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The First Law of Conversation

The First Law of Conversation (abbr. FLOC) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. Many linguists believe that this is God's punishment for eavesdropping.

"...And, on top of that, I had to go take my wang out of the tub drain!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"

by Sven-Detlev October 30, 2009

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The first word on the internet

The first ever word typed on the was login, but after the ¨l¨ and the ¨o¨ where typed in, the system crashed. So the first actual word on the internet was ¨lo¨

Charley Kline: Ladies and gentleman, i will type the first word on the internet, ever.
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*

by whyrugeh January 14, 2022

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Stuck in first gear

When something just isn't performing as planned.

"Sex with my girlfriend was really bad last night. It seemed like she was stuck in first gear."

"The internet is slow today, must be stuck in first gear."

"I feel like I'm stuck in first gear today... better crank on the gnar-gnar!"

by DolphFreakinLundgren March 16, 2009

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Love at first skype

When you fall in love with someone who's just in your contact list but never met in person, after conversation on on-line chats such as Skype.

Dude 1: Man, I really have a crush on this girl
Dude 2: What's her name?
Dude 1: Phoenix89, that's what she call herself on Skype
Dude 2: What? You never met her in person?
Dude 1: No, man, I'm telling you, it was love at first Skype.

by bouncie August 5, 2014

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