friendly bobbin

when someone tries to be friends with everybody even someone they are beefing with

He want to friendly bob since his boys not around

by Ferd December 11, 2003

fritoscrunch

A faggot who is bad at World of Warcraft and likes to smoke pole in his offtimes.

You see that guy sucking dick over there? He must be a fritoscrunch.

by Guadalupe Hidalgo May 15, 2007

Waitress Friendly

When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.

"I thought that waitress was interested in me, but she was just being waitress friendly."

by JerryLMacDonald May 1, 2008

shitty friend

A friend that is just all kinds of shit, in all kinds of ways.

Yeah, well you're just one big fuck of a shitty friend because...

by Mr1111 June 5, 2011

friendly fire

A phrase recently popularized by TikTok that refers to a person attacking/throwing shade at someone very similar to, or on the "same team" as them. This is derived from its original meaning: when an army fires upon its own forces.

Fat influencer on TikTok: *condescending tone* "Oh? I'm unhealthy because I'm Fat? -"
Visibly overweight girl dueting her: "Literally yes. Yes."
Comment Section: Friendly fire...

by Handsomesouthernboy February 24, 2022

as a friend

means you can buy me things, put up with my bullshit, but you ain't getting laid.

Oh Steve, I just think of you as a friend, not someone I'd fuck or want to see naked.

by steve May 28, 2004

Google is your friend

A phrase said when someone asks you to explain something that:
A) They should know.
B) is not worth your time to explain.
C) is to long to explain.
D) you don't know.

A: What is an internet?
B: Google is your friend

A: What's D.I.B. mean?
B: Google is your friend

A: What is encompassed in Von-Steinberg's theories of eminent physiology?
B: Google is your friend

by thatSCAXguy April 20, 2011