edward5010

Not a shit cunt.

edward5010 is cool.

by blakesta123 October 18, 2008

Edward and Kenneth Norton

Enormous mamory glands. Sometimes referred to as "Ed & Ken", or "The Nortons"...

Good God...would you look at the Ed & Ken on her!!!

by Arty & Tommy January 25, 2004

Edward Castro

A "guy" (so "he" says) who goes to Pistor Middle School who is gay. Always seen with a shitload of "his" girlfriends, but not in a straight kind of way. Looks like big-ass headed lizard who was fucked up in the ass-hole of Elton John. Infact, he really has been up there. If compered to Elton John, Elton John will actually look straight. Hangs out with Norma Garcia, and Mercedes Madrid: who are also gay.

See him over there? He had a sex change!

by ICC March 29, 2005

Edward DeJesus

Leader of the fastly growing street gang MS-13. Eddie "Speddy" DeJesus has been working his way up the ranks of MS-13 for some time now...and has just been listed Number 1 on every states most wanted list in the country. Known Alias' "Big E" "Fast Eddie" and "Spedward DeRetard".

Edward DeJesus The most dangerous puerto rican teddy bear...known to man.

by Ballbag Superfan December 20, 2008

Edward Cullen

Hot, sparkling vampire is in love with Bella Swan. Every girl either wants him or hates him because they cannot have him.

"I soooo wish I could be Bella Swan and marry Edward Cullen!"

by edwardobsesssed November 17, 2009

Eduardo

Extremely retarded individual, no sense of hunor and will never accomplish anything

Boy 1: damn he is dumb
Boy2: yeah he is and Eduardo

by Nope hello skeletron July 13, 2018

eduardoed

Take advantage of; Rape.

"Yo bro, she was so drunk last night, I totally eduardoed her."

by Erie-Toresdale December 3, 2013