Edward Cullen

The most beautiful, seductive, mesmerizing, phenomenal fictional character in history. He sets the bar for all boyfriends.
His skin is like marble, cold and smooth.
His voice is live velvet, soft and seductive.
His face is immaculate, like the sun, moon, and stars.

He makes you want to be a better person.

Girl: My boyfriend is just like Edward Cullen. He's amazing!!
Guy: I love you.

by TwiLover November 27, 2011

Edward

a nigga that stank.

That nigga edward smell like ass

by honho February 19, 2019

Charles Edward Ridings III

A short faggot who has a girlfriend that was introduced to him on a gay site known as omegle(where losers try to get pussy) he is roughly 4' tall and has a dick proportional to his height ie 2 inches.

Man look at that Charles Edward Ridings III he's such a bitch.

by THE SHOCKER69 April 5, 2011

King Edward VI Grammar School

To summarise: What the fuk is King Edward VI Grammar School, all the teachers are sh1t, the students are all bangouts. But in Uganda kids wish they go to KEGS. But you gotta love Mr kail!!!!!!!

Nigerian Father: EH EH, If you do not eat all your jolloj, i will send you to King Edward VI Grammar School

Nigerian son swims to North Korea

by nigerianprince420 February 18, 2018

edward

An unfortunate hairstyle that, until close inspection, closely resembles a toupée.

Look at that edward, do you think that's his real hair, or is it a wig?

by zorc October 19, 2007

Eduardo

Horribly disfigured seal. Likes to sit on rocks while holding his green bucket. Will take your rock when you are not looking. Often called 'Mr. steal your rock'. Eduardo's are not musically inclined. They try to overcome their tone deafness but all they do is release shitty music. Lives with his mother, who bathes him and clothes him. She usually dresses him in her tights or leggings, and makes his muffin top more predominant than usual. They usually refuse to let go of their crappy vehicles, often attempting to patch things temporarily before they break again.

WTF is that?! Its just Eduardo's car.

Police officer: Looks like the victims crashed their vehicle while listening to Eduardo's music. I heard its so bad it makes you want to kill yourself.

by panda August 31, 2017

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is the hot vampire in Twilight, that fangirls all around the world lust for, and even want him to 'kill' them (meaning to make them vampire)

Kathy - OMG!!! I love edward cullen! he's so sparkly and hot! I want him to suck my blood!!

by Ana Tennant February 21, 2009