Eren

Eren is an amazing, funny and excitable individual that everyone should consider themselves lucky to befriend. If you ever come across an Eren, befriend them immediately and if you are a single girl, slide into his DMs too. An Eren is also the most chaotic and hilarious person you will ever meet and they are quite rare too, so keep your eyes peeled for a stunning guy that has people in stitches all around him.

Eren: *Says something completely random but hilarious*
Everyone around him: *Re-enacting the ending of every Peppa Pig episode* ( Laughing on the floor, sometimes in muddy puddles )

by Sycariae May 27, 2023

Erectical

An adjective describing penile content or satisfaction.

"Man, that boner was erectical!"

or

"My pp is erectical when I'm around your dad for some reason."

by Pissmunkforeskin June 10, 2023

Erectronica

A genre of music that involves erectronic sounds such as kicks, synths, and hats, leaving you sexually excited with erections.

Erectronica is the most satisfying genre ever.

by gregben September 17, 2023

Plentyminimum Erectus

1. A male syndrome derived from using small amounts of male enhancement drugs while watching porn movies.
2. A dosage of ten percent or less of any male enhancement drug over a period of 24 hours.

At first the doctors thought it might be Plentyminimum Erectus or a Viagra Virus which would effect only his hard drive.

by keithmorin July 24, 2011

Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.

"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty

by Tojo June 27, 2014

courtesy erection

A selfless occurrence of sexual arousal obtained by a man to facilitate sexual acts completely for a woman's pleasure rather than sleeping through the afternoon or grooming his mustache.

In lieu of cleaning the sawdust from my mustache I achieved a courtesy erection to do her and her dishes.

by daninater April 17, 2015

bono erectus

Maximum amount dick size you get

I got bono erectus when she did that nasty trick

by skykillah February 1, 2016