Wii Condom

Slang for the Wii Remote Jacket, an add-on for the Wii remote that is supposed to "increase" the grip on the Wii remote, and also resembles a condom. Supposedly, the Wii Condom is also supposed to protect the Wii Remote from getting AIDS from the sensor bar.

Dude 1: "Dude, let's play WiiSports!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on the Wii Condoms on the Wii Remotes so then they don't get AIDS from the sensor bar."

Dude 1: "Lol!"

by firstbloodstrat August 6, 2009

condog

someone who gets sides tracked from something easily

Kurt didnt make the song cause he is a condog

by billy preston June 10, 2008

Conco

Cracker wanna be that has no less than 6 children and eats dogs for breakfast.

Johny: Yo dawg you seen that Yolanda biyotch?
Jamal james jr.:yo Dawg I seen that dog eaten Conco!
Johny: O fo sho home dizzle!!

by Fo Mizzy le Hizzy February 17, 2003

Condomania

The act of putting feces into a used condom and eating it

"Did you hear that Joe did condomania last night?"

by GitShrekt November 18, 2014

condom

a cheap piece of latex rubber that is meant to protect you from disease and pregnancy. not only do they fail 100% of the time, they are very uncomfortable to wear and they actually increase the risk of disease. however, you can wear them 24/7, becasue they make going to the bathroom alot easier.

i never wear a condom because its very uncomfortabe, especially when intercourse is at its peak.

by eric123 December 2, 2007

Ear Condom

A condom that protects your ear when someone wants to ejaculate into it.

Don't finish yet, I need to put my Ear Condom on!

by russelcrowe September 2, 2013

Concord

Concord is a small town in Eastern Mass, that is next to the hip and happenin town of Acton. Concord is a town full of a bunch of rich kids with houses worth millions. They all think that their town is poor, when they're all actually being a bunch of blind dumbasses. They are just jeleuos that Acton's schools has better academics, sports, the list goes on. Concord is also know for where the revolutionary war was at. They take all they fame in stuff, when other towns like Acton and Lexington, and more, should have some friggin fame. Concord is also know for having one of the first Unitarian Universalist churches, which is something they CAN brag about. Some toallty cool UUs are Therough, the lady who wrote Little Women, and MANY more... GO UUS! ANYways, concord is full of a bunch of rich preps who think they're ghettolicious.

Concordian 1: Hey, want to go grab a cup of tea?
Concordian 2: Sure. That sounds delightful.

by bla April 11, 2005