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Pec-Check

A ritual done by all husbands in the morning. Especially if their wives have just walked in. Often seen as staring into a mirror with the intent of looking at one's chest, flexing the pecs in the process.
Ralph: (staring at himself) Ready, begin. One, two, one, two....

June: What the heck are you doing? I've never seen you do that.

Ralph: Calm down, honeybunches, it's just a pec-check.

June: I gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 25, 2010
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flip check

When someone comes up to you and says "flip check" you must do a flip or else they have legal rights to either take your credit card or strike in though in thyne nether regions
Scenario 1:

Dude 1: "Flip check"
Dude 2: "uh what"
Dude 1: *smirk*
Dude 2:" wha- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Scenario 2
Dude 1: "Flip check"
Dude 2: *lands backflip*
Dude 1: "lol i just made you waste 4 calories of energy"
Dude 2: *mad*
Dude 1: "lol why are you looking at me lik - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by Monoxide405 (yes) October 22, 2019
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Mex Check

The act of checking the environment surrounding ones self for Latin Americans before saying something that can be interpreted as a racial comment
*Want to hear a joke about a benner*
*wait lets do a quick mex check*
*looks around for any mexicans*
*so whats the punchline*
by Timmy Thong November 7, 2011
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Sketch Check

When you are so baked you just get up and check outside of your house to make sure the cops arent there or any other authority.
This morning I got so paranoid after my rips that I did two sketch checks out the front window
by ALLabouttheU April 22, 2011
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fray check

The art of linking someone to a fray video/song. the fray has become very popular as of late, and what better way to celebrate it's hourly radio play by calling an unsuspecting victim and then blasting the fray.
by charles mccarthy August 14, 2008
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Smog check

I was eating Karen's butthole and

she gave a smog check.
by Jackee1134 June 17, 2018
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Gravity Check

Just checking gravity! basically u just fell on ur face and made a fool of urself
Montie: *trips*
Elliott: Gravity Check!
by KanekIsAGhoul April 17, 2015
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