Cat

The best animal to walk the earth. They yell and slice things with their toe knives. They can get high via catnip and eat meat pebbles. They poop in boxes full of sand. We clean, feed, and care for them. And they are ungrateful. Yet we still love them.

"Oh hey, cute cat!"
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."

by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023

Cat

kitty kitty cat cat cat kitty meow meow

meow meow cat

by Vincentdude December 16, 2023

cat

our lord and saviour that we must worship, your leaders are:
Jess, Coco, Ginger, Pumpkin,Cookie and Pickles (rip Benny our founder)

-J&R

“We worship the lord, our god, the cat.”
“which one today?”
“Pumpkin”

by welovecats_dot_org January 25, 2024

Cat

A furry lump the makes the sound of a furnace when happy. Highly contagious with cuteness. BEWARE.

For example- come her kitty cat! Omg you’re a happy furnace huh!

by Kittenchild February 8, 2024

cat

The most intelligent picker in the world

this cat followed the most amazing person ever

by catinthetree February 11, 2024

Cat

A Superior Species, capital letters, that choose to live with you and take over your house. Cutest little fluffballs ever that hate your guts unless you give them food, and turn into Satan when offended. Will kill you. Beware. Will lure you to your death with infinite cuteness. We love them anyways.

My cat is the cutest thing in the world, and it just grew claws and ate my house cuz I touched it’s tail!

by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024

cat

a way of saying "person or people" mainly used in the 60s and 70s

"Man that is one cool cat"

by anonymous April 2, 2024