caretender

Roll-neutral term for caretaker and caregiver.

The verb suffixes of those imply one is rewarding or denying the other,

from'tend', meaning to act as an attendant + -er to make it the same verb noun

"Did you hear about what great work the new caretender at … … has done for the transfolk recovering there?"

by AmboNec December 19, 2013

career advancing move (CAM)

A CAM (Career Advancing Move) is the way in which one persists with drinking with work colleagues - to the point of a CLM (career limiting move) and then from that point to not stop drinking once you get to that stage, but continue to the CAM stage. This is of course more effective if the people around you should also be boarder-line inebriated.

Wow, that guy was so drunk that he just pulled off a career advancing move (CAM).

by Shortnjocular March 10, 2015

cartel carpet

see: drug rug, baja hoodie

"Bro I was down South of the border and snagged me a cartel carpet."
"Weren't you deported?"

by Swagmoney69 May 1, 2016

carter stack

This kid is the poon slayer he's slays more poon than anyone else. Then when the hoes leave him they miss him because he was the master of slaying their poon

Wow carter stack is the master of slaying poon.

by BbvvbOdis July 16, 2016

career fapper

When you spend all day at work fappin or fappin the boss under the desk

Career fapper - to be a carrer fapper you play with your dick all day at work or the bosses dick

by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016

canteen

An uncircumcised penis.

(as opposed to Army helmet)

When I was in high-school gym class, most of the Hispanic kids had canteens and the white kids had Army-helmuts.

by ferdii6069 June 21, 2016

Cartel'd

When you unwittingly give your phone number to the Sawdust Cartel and receive prank texts/calls or send unsolicited dic pix to a fuccboi or dried kunt .

Damn son, did you hear about what happened to Angel Roachy? That Bitch got Cartel'd hard

by Jules Winnfield October 22, 2016