Friend: wow the bar was really jumped in last night, babes everywhere. So where the hell were you?
Me: I had a rough week at work, so I went to Club Horizontal instead!
Me: I had a rough week at work, so I went to Club Horizontal instead!
by paulinSJ November 30, 2019
A club where the all-mighty Yato is worshipped. If you join, you'll get a free fluffy fluff scarf from the god himself.
by icyhottodorokii September 19, 2020
by Bulleitsthebestcat November 27, 2020
A sort of battle-cry you shout while doing a difficult parkour, or trying to get from one end to another in a video game
by 69Lapis December 03, 2022
by Doc mcstuffin March 22, 2023
An exclusive unofficial dues free club were membership is gained by having sex (intercourse or anal; while handjobs and blowjobs are awesome, they don’t count toward Millenium Club membership, no matter how hot or desireable or famous she is) with at least 1,000 women that on a “looks scale of 1-10” are at least a “hard 6” and above when sarged from the field, and prostitutes that are a “hard 9” and over. While theoretically a man could bang 1,000 hookers that are “9’s” and 10’s” gets you in the club, it is the least respectable way to gain membership; akin to using steroids to be a Hall Of Fame Baseball Player (yeah, you got the stats, and you’re in The Club, but you did cheat to gain membership.). This elite club’s membership is typically reserved for billionaires, trust fund babies, A-list movie stars, sports stars, royalty, and master pickup artists. To get an idea of how difficult sleeping with at least 1,000 “hard 6’s” and above can be, imagine sleeping with a new woman every week for 20 years. (50 weeks)times(20 years)=1,000 women. Ironically, only about 1 in a 1000 men actually reach this achievement. None the less, all men should strive to be members of this elite unofficial society. This may sound like “shooting for the moon”, but if a man actively strives to be a Millenium Club Member his whole life and dies trying, sleeping with 692 “hard 6’s” and above, you can say he had a damn good life and was one hell of a player. We all can’t be Derek Jeter.
Fred: If I was rich and/or famous, I could get into the Millenium Club easy!
Harry: If you gain entry into the Millenium Club as a pickup artist, that would be more admorable that Derek Jeter’s membership. 10’s trip and fall on his dick.
Harry: If you gain entry into the Millenium Club as a pickup artist, that would be more admorable that Derek Jeter’s membership. 10’s trip and fall on his dick.
by Orion Jr February 01, 2022
Dude1:My cat ran away yesterday..😢
Dude2:Haha pussy runs away from him! He can't keep pussy!
Dude1:Kill yourself and join the E.M.A club, BUD!
Dude2:Haha pussy runs away from him! He can't keep pussy!
Dude1:Kill yourself and join the E.M.A club, BUD!
by Carly Hue May 15, 2017