Volcano Blumpkin

Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.

That's called a volcano blumpkin

by Nalex. November 2, 2010

Dunkin' Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while in a Dunkin' Donuts Franchise.

Friend#1: "Dude, I heard that Jim was at Dunkin Donuts the other day and had to shit. After he went in some slut followed him and gave him a blumpkin in there"!

Friend#2: "Yeah dude, I was there! He totally got a Dunkin' Blumpkin".

by Hairydingle February 22, 2011

tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

Cyber Blumpkin

The act of receiving cunnilingus or felatio while playing video games.

Last night I was receiving a cyber blumpkin from some noob, so I grabbed a keyboard, wrapped my arms around their back, and proceeded to play SWTOR for the next 15 minutes.

by JaemX December 12, 2012

Yamaha Blumpkin

A vehicle used to for cascading the soil dunes of any central slash state (e.g Maryland). The rider is known to wear a fake fake-digital camo jumpsuit and be goofy at all times. For the vehicle to be considered a Yamaha Blumpkin, the rider must taking a shit at all times while on the vehicle.

"Yo dude that guy totally shredded while on his Yamaha Blumpkin today."

"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"

by Zordon19104 March 25, 2013

blue blumpkins

When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.

Dude, that chick left me with some serious blue blumpkins

by Mitchell Hauff September 10, 2013

jewish blumpkin

A jewish person giving a male head while he's taking a shit

Ariel, my friend wants a jewish blumpkin!

by 870 boys November 21, 2013