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Late Night Baldwin

AKA Stephen Baldwin

Flipping through the SYFY channel between the hours of 10pm and 5am you are likely to come across Late Night Baldwin. One of the Baldwin brothers that just keeps on making shitty movies. But at 3am who's really complaining.
W: Oh man did you catch that shitty SCI-FI movie last night?

C: Oh you mean that one with... whats his name??? The shitty Baldwin?

W: HAHA, Late Night Baldwin, ya

C: Ya, I saw it...it wasn't great, but i was wasted so it didn't matter...
by XcalienteX September 15, 2009
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Male Pattern Balls

An inevitable patch of hairless scrotum where the testicles mostly rest against the gusset of the gentleman's underwear, resulting in friction baldness.
After a few years of carefree post-pubescent abandon, eventually every guy will suffer from male pattern balls.
by Rydo September 30, 2011
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ass-slapping balls

The act of male testicles slapping their partners ass during sex. The best way to determine the "core"ness of sex is by how hard the males testicles are slapping their partners ass.
He was screwing her so hard those were ass-slapping balls!
by AK_32 October 19, 2013
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Sex with the ball

A person that plays excessive amounts of soccer/football to the point where the main thought in his head is about the ball.
"Goddamn he loves soccer!!! He must be going home to have 'sex with the ball' ".
by Stiff Milk January 17, 2018
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It's only gay if the balls touch

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow
Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*
by BOB12634 March 12, 2018
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dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny
you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball
by bluebear March 31, 2020
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balloonknot

Im going to go get my ballonknot licked.
by MBC March 31, 2003
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