in the boat

to be horny. or in the mood.

Dude! I am so in the boat!

by Ginaa April 5, 2008

Bloatfish

a fat fish that lives deep in the bowels of an obese guy and hibernates to create a bigger version of himself to create a bloated person that can wade around the streets of New York

Bloat Mania

by Uncle Bert February 12, 2004

boatboy

1)child confined to small aquatic vessel for a lifetime.
2)a little bitch.

"Whatever you say...boatboy!"

by ndk March 27, 2004

Bloated

When someone is acting like an air head.

WTF man you are just bloated.

That girl is bloated, everything she say is stupid.

by qwaisc October 14, 2009

glass bottom boat

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them

that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.

by stephanieboat February 17, 2007

Boating

A term used to tease friends who just started dating about sex.

Hey, you and her should go boating sometime!

by Cat-Satan December 30, 2010

glass bottom boat

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.

dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008