Amber Alert

When someone shits the bed.

Boy, I really Amber Alerted when I screwed up that job interview.

by datemeamber April 28, 2022

Amber Alert

Finding a human turd in the middle of your bed unexpectedly when you enter the bedroom

What Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp as stated in the civil lawsuit trial on national television. Johnny received an Amber Alert notification

by CK_386 April 29, 2022

Amber Griguhn

Mormon with a giant cock

Damn, your dong is almost as big as Amber Griguhns

by MinionCum April 30, 2022

Ambered

To defecate one's self.

I laughed so hard I ambered myself

by DontMakeMeLaughOrIllShit April 30, 2022

Amber

To do an Amber is when you give have to take a shit in the most unlikely place.
Named after Amber Heard that left a turd on Johnny Depp's bedside

Ex: 'My stomach is acting up. Gonna have to do an Amber'
'But we are at home depot, now!'
'Exactly'

by Majkimus May 2, 2022

Amber

A lazy, talented, resting bitch face whore that is acts so batshit crazy everyone can see it. Amber will cheat, steal and lie. A coked out Amber will even cut your finger off in order to get whatever she wants. And when she get’s caught or called out she fake cries and plays the victim card. Amber is the type of raging thot that will fuck your friend, invite you to her room to have sex with you, take a dump on the bed and then accuse you of assault and rape.

I’ve heard we ain’t getting no more Pirates of the Caribbean movies cuz that dumb cunt Amber tried to screw Johnny Depp.

by Phillip D Payne PhD May 9, 2022

Amber

You’ve heard the old saying “don’t shit where you eat”. Well Amber loves eating in bed.

Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.

Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance

“Amber did you shit on my bed again?”

by Frederika May 10, 2022