Aaron

A jerk who thinks everything happens because of him, cries to everyone about his problems, talks about himself 24/7, and is extremely hard headed. Aarons are also suicidal from time to time.

person #1: Man, that guy sure does whine a lot.
person #2: Yeah, he's such an Aaron.

by child of the tree July 18, 2009

Aaron

the length of skin between a mans anus and his scrotum.

gay man 1 - my boyfriends Aaron is freakin huge and nasty!

homo man 2 - dude, huge Aarons are so nasty. thats why theyre always so small.

by harrowed March 15, 2009

aaron

An aaron is a dirty ass slut, and a pedo lover. It always carries a dildo, and it likes to suck and bite on it with its yellow teeth.

His head is in the shape of a man's penis

Guy : OMG ! That guy is biting a dildo. He's such an aaron!

Person 1 'My friend is such an aaron.'
Person 2 : 'Really ? I slept with him last night'

Guy 'Your brother is a real aaron. His head is shaped like my dad's penis'

by WazzuuMan2 January 24, 2011

acorn

crappy early nineties computers sold to schools with illiterate idiots in them.

A 1993 acorn,

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

Dirty Aaron

Aaron's Raven commits to reverse cowgirl anal and lays back on his chest. She takes his cock greedily and makes him fill.her with his.love.

She left with the name Raven after a dirty Aaron.

by GroverD October 1, 2019

Aaron

The biggest ass you've ever met. Socially awkward, no friends, and that one guy that asks every girl he knows for nudes.

Girl: Aaron asked me for nudes last night
Other girl: ew! He's so gross! You neeed to block him

by Under the bus January 30, 2017

Aaron

A guy who is a dead beat dad and will never help support a baby or take care of one.

Girl my baby daddy is aaron.

by Brandi.p. July 6, 2008