Amberism

Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before them. They are also very funny. We dedicate ourselves to amber, live our lives for Amber. Fight for amber. Amber provides for us, the light they provide for us is a bright one, we shall follow Amber wherever they may go.

Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!

Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!

Man: ...

by Bxpe November 30, 2022

Amber Alert

A method used to notify others when there is a heightened chance of having your partner shit on your side of the bed. Also known as a code brown

"She was eating taco bell and sucking down margaritas all night. I may have to put out an amber alert"

by Slippery_Jim11 April 25, 2022

Ambered

When someone or something breaks or dies aka shits the bed just like Amber Heard.

My car ambered last night.

by kw2513 April 28, 2022

Amber Alert

When someone shits the bed.

Boy, I really Amber Alerted when I screwed up that job interview.

by datemeamber April 28, 2022

Amber Alert

Finding a human turd in the middle of your bed unexpectedly when you enter the bedroom

What Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp as stated in the civil lawsuit trial on national television. Johnny received an Amber Alert notification

by CK_386 April 29, 2022

Amber Griguhn

Mormon with a giant cock

Damn, your dong is almost as big as Amber Griguhns

by MinionCum April 30, 2022

Ambered

To defecate one's self.

I laughed so hard I ambered myself

by DontMakeMeLaughOrIllShit April 30, 2022