That one guy that will always bring politics and their views into absolutely everything that you are talking about.
Person 1: Hey what did you think of that new movie?
Person 2: It was pretty good to be honest
Person 3: They just made the protagonist black for publicity
Person 2: See this is why we don’t like you, you’re such a Political Perry
Person 2: It was pretty good to be honest
Person 3: They just made the protagonist black for publicity
Person 2: See this is why we don’t like you, you’re such a Political Perry
by CrocoWithAGlocko November 02, 2021
a tone that someone has to their voice where they say the nicest thing and have venom in their voice so it doesn't come out sounding nice
"We will go to the park, won't we?"
and sounds like " We are going to the freakin park and your going to freakin love it, so shut the heck up."
and the person it was said to mumbles "easy with the polite bite"
and sounds like " We are going to the freakin park and your going to freakin love it, so shut the heck up."
and the person it was said to mumbles "easy with the polite bite"
by spankyy December 30, 2007
The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
A person with extremely strong political views who shoehorns said views into whatever post they see.
A political whore will find some way to insult Biden or Trump (depending on their views) on every single post they see, even if it's something that can't even be remotely misconstrued or interpreted as being political in any feasible way.
A political whore will find some way to insult Biden or Trump (depending on their views) on every single post they see, even if it's something that can't even be remotely misconstrued or interpreted as being political in any feasible way.
Person: *Posts a picture of an orange cat*
Retard: "Still has more brain cells than Trump"
Other person: "Can you shut the fuck up you political whore? Get a goddamn life ffs"
Retard: "Still has more brain cells than Trump"
Other person: "Can you shut the fuck up you political whore? Get a goddamn life ffs"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2024
Hym "Maybe it WASN'T political violence. Maybe it was apolitical violence that just so happened to be directed at a president. This is hilarious. It would have been more interesting (I think) if Trump had died. I think if Trump would have died and the resulting violence would have ended up getting a bunch of shit-libs slaughtered... I think then I would be happy. And now the conservatives:"
Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"
Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"
A fucking retard "No-U!"
Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."
Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"
Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"
Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"
Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"
A fucking retard "No-U!"
Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."
Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"
Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
by RossVth December 08, 2018
Liberal political strategy as it relates to social issues. I'm going to break this down to demonstrate that liberals are not smart in any way shape or form and that I AM smart and better than everyone.
Hym "So, 'Why do you care?' politics comes in response to conservative protestations to non-traditional behavior of lifestyles. And it looks like this:"
Trans-gender *exists*
Conservative "Booooo... My incest cult says a magic man forgives all of the bad things I knowingly do and I am immortal... So the tranny can't do that."
Liberal "Why do you care?"
Hym "So, 'Why do you care?' politics comes in response to conservative protestations to non-traditional behavior of lifestyles. And it looks like this:"
Trans-gender *exists*
Conservative "Booooo... My incest cult says a magic man forgives all of the bad things I knowingly do and I am immortal... So the tranny can't do that."
Liberal "Why do you care?"
Hym "And it's a stupid question. But I'll explain it to you anyway. As Matt Walsh recently said, they think that the absence of problems (-P) = doing an incest cult. So, they care because when you have problems you are going to try to reach your grubby little hands into their solipsistic sphere of subjectivity for a solution to those problems and that might require them to do something other than an incest cult. They're locked in. Or WORSE... Someone who isn't doing an incest cult would be absent of problems. -P would = both doing a incest cult and not doing an incest cult. That would violate the law of non-contradiction. BUT! What they fail to understand... Is that giving the incest cult credit for things it didn't do... Is part of the incest cult. So, back to the trans example... When it comes to hiring, treatment, and rights... They want doing a transgenderism to = (P) problems. And they are actively working to make it so. And that is the case for ALL NON-INCEST CULT VARIABLES. So we'll say they want X (Not doing an incest cult) to = P and they want Y (Doing and incest cult) to = -P and they are doing that deliberately. So, in summary, they care because it invalidates the assertion that X = -P and if X /= -P then they might have to grapple withe the fact that X = P for everyone who isn't doing X. 'Why do you care?' Politics won't ever work because they will always shift into apologetics. Which is just meaningless bloviating that doesn't address the actual issue at hand."
by Hym Iam August 08, 2024