Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game

You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline”

by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021

Jason Neymeyer

A man with a fantastic mustache.

"Dang, that guy is a real Jason Neymeyer! Neato 'stache, dude."

by FakeNews23 September 21, 2017

Situation-Jason

A man prone to accidents, trouble, and problems.

“Man, something is always happening to you, and only you, your just a Situation-Jason.

by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024

Jason

A guy that sucks at being a boyfriend. Just don’t date guys that start with J

“I’m dating Jason”
“Eewwww dump him”

by Caitlinator16 April 20, 2022

Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 17, 2020

Jason

Jason will always keep you guessing. If it’s not a night of running 10 mi on psychedelics it’s a night of head banging to thump thump music.

Wow can you believe Jason lived in his car while visiting every skatepark in America!

by Thosepseudonym November 22, 2021

Jason

Jason is a man that comes from a big family but only has one brother. He has the deepest blue eyes and blonde hair. He is the kindest man very adventurous loves to travel. Hard-working, loving and thoughtful. Finds other girls attractive but always has the one girl that they hold close to their heart. Has stories from how they got into trouble from school. Over all a great man.

Jason is kind

by Annaswhere January 21, 2023