Retard Fucker

Yo, dude! You see that kid over there?! Haha, he's such a retard fucker!
by Mike Hansen June 21, 2004
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get retarded

To drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.
'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'
by uncleboonie November 04, 2003
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Dumb retard

An individual who's idiocy surpasses the normal limit of retarded-ness.
Sharon: "Look at that guy Carlos, hes trying to write with the wrong side of a pen haha"
Michael: "Hahaha, what a dumb retard"
by CSDJamaica July 21, 2014
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retard change

When a person or vending machine gives you change from a purchase, or breaks a larger currency denomination into smaller denominations and the resulting change is unusual, inconvenient, and/or frustrating.
“I put a five in the soda machine and it gave me back 30 dimes, 7 nickels, and 55 pennies! Now I have to walk around with a fifty pound pocket of retard change!”

“I gave the pizza delivery guy a 20 and he gave me back a 5, a 2 dollar bill, a 1 with a burn hole in the middle, a peso, and a Canadian quarter. Dudes not getting a tip if he’s givin me retard change!”
by romeojul November 04, 2007
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retard shuffle

swaying slightly backwards and forwards while sitting down and staring straight ahead, due to extreme hopelessness or drug-induced state.
While waiting for the pregnancy test results, we both sat on the bed doing the retard shuffle.
by jizzellalala March 19, 2007
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functionally retarded

Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.
George W. Bush is functionally retarded.
by John Manyjars June 21, 2008
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Retard Strength

Retard Strength is natures way of making up for the lack of brains in a particularly stupid individual. It often does not have visual appearance, but nevertheless, retards tend to have super-human strength. Retard strength is found in half-retards as well as full blown speds.
Guy 1- Holy shit Aurrichio! How are you so strong?!?

Guy 2- Dude, don't mess with that jackwagon. He has retard strength.
by Jabawaki April 15, 2011
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