by Mike Hansen June 21, 2004
'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'
by uncleboonie November 04, 2003
Sharon: "Look at that guy Carlos, hes trying to write with the wrong side of a pen haha"
Michael: "Hahaha, what a dumb retard"
Michael: "Hahaha, what a dumb retard"
by CSDJamaica July 21, 2014
When a person or vending machine gives you change from a purchase, or breaks a larger currency denomination into smaller denominations and the resulting change is unusual, inconvenient, and/or frustrating.
“I put a five in the soda machine and it gave me back 30 dimes, 7 nickels, and 55 pennies! Now I have to walk around with a fifty pound pocket of retard change!”
“I gave the pizza delivery guy a 20 and he gave me back a 5, a 2 dollar bill, a 1 with a burn hole in the middle, a peso, and a Canadian quarter. Dudes not getting a tip if he’s givin me retard change!”
“I gave the pizza delivery guy a 20 and he gave me back a 5, a 2 dollar bill, a 1 with a burn hole in the middle, a peso, and a Canadian quarter. Dudes not getting a tip if he’s givin me retard change!”
by romeojul November 04, 2007
swaying slightly backwards and forwards while sitting down and staring straight ahead, due to extreme hopelessness or drug-induced state.
by jizzellalala March 19, 2007
Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.
George W. Bush is functionally retarded.
by John Manyjars June 21, 2008
Retard Strength is natures way of making up for the lack of brains in a particularly stupid individual. It often does not have visual appearance, but nevertheless, retards tend to have super-human strength. Retard strength is found in half-retards as well as full blown speds.
Guy 1- Holy shit Aurrichio! How are you so strong?!?
Guy 2- Dude, don't mess with that jackwagon. He has retard strength.
Guy 2- Dude, don't mess with that jackwagon. He has retard strength.
by Jabawaki April 15, 2011