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Zuckerberg

A sex position in which you receive a blow job while using www.facebook.com

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Nothing like a Zuckerberg before you call it a day and go to bed!
by jcolt March 4, 2011
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Zuckerberg moment

When you have the epiphany of a life changing idea or design but you explain it to a technically superior geek who develops the idea and makes millions.
That was my Zuckerberg moment, I shouldn't have gone public with that idea. The guys I told are now millionaires.
Only if I had the technical know how I would be rich by now.
by Gekoguy November 30, 2012
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Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte

German equivalent of "Cotton-Candy Pimp."
by Zeke March 10, 2004
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Zuckerburg

A lizard in disguise of a human being which is trying to talk over all humanity
Zuckerburg Created Facebook to gain everyone’s trust
by alexdd__ November 20, 2018
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Zuckerberg Zerg Rush

The massive proliferation and spamming of facebook social plugins across seemingly every web page on the internet over the last few years, allowing them to track user's every move across the web. Also refers to the shameless promotion by more and more people and companies on and offline trying to suggest that you must join the swarm and get on facebook. This is the crowd of people bitching at you more every year for not having a facebook.

Both phenomena are reminiscent of the swarm of zerglings flooding into your base that constitutes the standard zerg rush in the game of Starcraft.
ex 1: What the hell? why do I need a facebook account to log in everywhere now? Goddam Zuckerberg Zerg Rush.

ex 2:
Croud of sheeple: "OMG U NEED A FACEBOOOK, LIKE RIGHT NOW!! HOW DO U LIVE WITHOUT ONE?!!1!"

Me: "What is this, the Zuckerberg Zerg Rush? Get his cock out of your mouths already and leave me alone."
by SmellsLikeVictory October 24, 2012
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Jeremy Zucker

An underrated singer who really deserves more attention.
Person A: Have you heard of Jeremy Zucker, the underrated singer that deserves a lot more recognition and love?
Person B: No.
by xtremeshipper December 15, 2018
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zuckerberg special

zuckerberg special massage: putting him face down on the table using water instead of oil to rub in, and then putting a hose up his ass to keep his body in tip top hydrated shape; he believes the mouth is too inefficient for 100% hydration and needs a direct passage
"would you like the zuckerberg special today sir?"

"why yes, boy am I thirsty today"
by zuckerbergfans December 9, 2018
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