A zoolooner is a kid who spends their days playing roblox naruto fighting games and faps to zerotwo porn.
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Get the zolz mug.Some dude taking off socks: Woah man, i have a shitload of zoozies on my foot.
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Zools play poker in their parent's basement and split 2 beers between 4-6 guys and get drunk from this. This is likely happening when events like Homecoming or the prom are going on. Zools also are generally smarter than their peers, and when they become successful in their career or financially, they turn into douchebags. But deep inside, they're always a zool.
Zools play poker in their parent's basement and split 2 beers between 4-6 guys and get drunk from this. This is likely happening when events like Homecoming or the prom are going on. Zools also are generally smarter than their peers, and when they become successful in their career or financially, they turn into douchebags. But deep inside, they're always a zool.
"Remember that zool from the dining hall who had the Eddie Money T-shirt and a Pac Man bookbag? He's ben retired since 45 and lives in Boca now."
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