Zoidberg

1. a character on futurama

2. a vagina whose lips have descended past any reasonable point, thus looking like the lips of one Dr. Zoidberg

'hey, don't date that chick, she has a zoidberg'

by miss sybil August 1, 2012

Zoidberg

After having sex the male runs around the house naked doing the "Zoidberg" (Scuttling around like a crab clamping your hands going "WHOOP WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB!" at the top of his lungs) as seen in Futurama. All to simulate his dominance of sexual activity. He probably came inside her too...

Guy 1 "Man did you see Daryck Zoidberg last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, what a lucky guy to have her after that"

by Kingofthedivide June 6, 2013

Zoidberg

To motor boat a females vagina, while using one hand to stick four fingers in her anus while simultaniously punching her in the taint.

"Brads mom was screaming like a banchee when i Zoidberged her last night."

by Joshisthefuckingman May 20, 2008

Zoiks

To described something in the superlative form.
Zoiks=WOW!!!

All was said was "zoiks" as the beautiful girl walked by.

by Hank0001 June 3, 2004

zoid

Taken from "freakazoid", these people are the ones who are gothic and wear nothing but black clothes, have black makeup, and black hair.

Look at that zoid over there

by Kingsy November 24, 2006

zords

A word... or half a word... that you add on the end of words... to make them more wordy... and generally more... AWESOME!!! ...in every way...

Youzords, mezordz, everone... zords, lets go to the moonzords!

he shezords...

eggzords! lolzords! spoonzords! zordzords!

hooray for zords!

by Eggzords January 8, 2008

zoid

one who plays video games to the point where his/her eyes start to bleed

That zoid played Zelda for 14 fucking hours straight the other day.

by big burls September 17, 2002