zonked

Realization of past, outlandish actions and deeds to others without remorse that cause grief and despair, leading to depression, lackadaisical wonderment, career limitations, loss of respect and guilt.

Byline in some newspaper:"Phillip Smith, one time magnanimous and egotistic General Manager of Company X, was seen in a zonked stupor, out on his lawn, late at night, with little clothing, openly drooling and rambling gibberish fueled statements that include "I am still the boss" and "my calves are big, why arent I"? His wife was seen pleading with neighbors to call the local authorities.

by shfpdx October 20, 2012

Zonked

Hammered beyond insanity. Smashed to the point of death.

B1: That dude just passed out on my couch!
B2: He's so zonked!

by Blue-J May 24, 2006

Zinedine

African god of slaves; the darkest friend you can ever have; blacker than a black hole; patron saint of charcoal

Oh Dear Zinedine, give us coal!

by nelsonmahnigga November 27, 2017

zinkel

A large or unordinary large body part.

1. Dang that is a large zinkel
2. That guy has a zinkel

by xfirelordx (black boy) March 22, 2009

zinged

When someone gets hits you with a zinger

Thats what she said
Yo! Vezzo he zinged you

by Vezzo December 3, 2007

zonked

After I got home from the strip club, I was completely zonked.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

zonked

Like zoomed but in a more aggressive manner.

He just zonked past me!!

by Gromlin June 24, 2005