KYS (keep yourself safe)

Mainly confused the KYS (kill yourself), KYS (keep yourself safe) is something to say to people if they are depressed or suicidal. It'll cheer em'up!

You: "hey you should KYS (keep yourself safe)"
Emo Suicidal: "okay that's it"
You: "no that means keep yourself safe!
Emo Suicidal: "oh okay thanks" peace restored

by Sussymogusballz69420 June 4, 2022

Keep Yourself Safe

Keep Yourself Safe typically means "kill yourself", as both words have the acronym KYS. Very useful for filtered chats as you can wish death upon someone without moderation being up your ass.

Ryan: "EZ LMAO UR DOGSHIT"

Kyle: "Keep Yourself Safe"

by BigBouncyKittys October 12, 2022

Get a hold of yourself

Said to the one who is impatient, as a wish to the person to calm down.

- I can't wait until Santa comes!
(Bitch slap) - Get a hold of yourself! It's only September...

by Oli_SE November 25, 2010

do yourself

to have sex with yourself, and you should because Lauren Jauregui said everyone should

Lauren speaking in her really hot voice: "Girls that do themselves!"
(meaning she thinks you should do yourself)

by plsfvckmelauren June 4, 2015

cut yourself a switch

The phrase used when an adult asks for the person being disciplined to cut a switch from a tree to be beaten with.

"So, You set the Cat on fire. You better go in the backyard and cut yourself a switch boy!"

by Captain L January 13, 2008

make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.

Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself

Used generally as a method of dismissal.

Sally: "Hey 'sup dude what you up to?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

by 12ed-13lue January 28, 2007