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Yo Mama got one arm and swims in circles!

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama got one leg and her name's Eileen.

YO MAMA SO FAT....SHE WENT ON A DATE IN HIGH HEALS AND CAME BACK IN SANDLES!!!!
by D. September 30, 2003
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One's mother, typically used as an insult, or a half assed answer to a question.
yo mama so stupid, she went to go buy a porn, and came back with a video head cleaner.
Q: what is the average population density of the united states?
A: Yo' mama!
by O. G. cripple D loc November 5, 2003
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A word used to mostly insult people, also used for jokes, and used by mainly the black and "wigger" community.
COP: Sir, can I check your car for drugs?
BLACK GUY: YO MAMA!
COP: You're under arrest for verbal assault.......
by BeachBum March 11, 2004
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Yo mama is something people say when they have already used all the other comebacks.

An unfunny way to end something funny.
Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington sang,"Oh say can you see, get your fat ass of me!"

Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!
by your mom May 13, 2005
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Someone who is so stupid that she got killed before she started existing.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.
by dj gs68 August 23, 2003
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Yo Mama is used to insult people. The syntax is Yo mama so Something that Something Something!
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the pool and all the water jumped out!
by Razerboy January 6, 2005
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