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The Wonk

Wetaskiwin Alberta, Canada. Also known as the biggest shit-hole town ever. If your smart you'll STAY AWAY.
MAny people live in the wonk.
by AnnaliesePatterson April 22, 2011
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Wonkatated

wonky; bent in an out-of-ordinary way
What's up with your glasses? They are all wonkatated!!

Yeah, I dropped them on the road and they got run over by a car.
by i rock :P May 2, 2010
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Willy Wonka Butt

Delilah says "your a drama jerk". Rey replies "Okay Willy Wonka Butt".
by UmNotRey June 19, 2019
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Originally a book, made into two movies. The most recent one (starring Johnny Depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. It explains the history of Willy Wonka and has a better ending.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.

But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)
by Twiki August 16, 2005
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Wonky donkey

When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.
I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey
by crude but true September 20, 2010
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willy wonka special

I tell her bitch be gentle I'm trying to get the willy wonka special
by BDOG the king June 27, 2017
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Wonkeley

Wonkeley can mean essentially anything you want, but mostly pertains to partying. Or parts of your body being smashed up/ looking funny. It's best used in an Australian accent.
We got a bit too wonkeley last night!

Brandon's eight incher is looking quite wonkeley in his pants.
by SmelseaC April 12, 2011
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