squirrel

THE BEST EFFING ANIMAL ALIVE!!!

i saw a squirrel..he was doing like this

by Cate mayonnaise February 23, 2011

Squirrel

A choad, normally a weird brown color but can have variance in color, and surrounded by a thick mass of pubic hair.

Girl 1: So, what did you a with that guy last night?
Girl 2: Don't bring that up...
Girl 3: Why? What happened?
Girl 4: Things were going great and I went to reach into his pants and there was a squirrel in there!

by Umlau October 23, 2011

Squirrel

A sexually-oriented woman that likes to "climb your wood," and swallow all of your nuts.

Dude, she had sex with like 3 guys yesterday.

Wow, what a squirrel.

by Semi-Dunn November 22, 2011

Squirrel

Pussy

Dis de real squirrel water

by The only problem September 29, 2017

squirreled

Getting really high from smoking weed.

We smoked a fat blunt and we were so squirreled.

by Squirrely Squirrel Squirreled October 6, 2012

squirrel

1. Anything that distracts you from current conversation or task at hand. 2. Word used to describe being distracted from current conversation or task.

Her: ... and then she said that Wednesday, not Saturday, would be better for her; of course, neither day really --
Me: Squirrel! ... uhm, what are we talking about again?

by DrWendel May 23, 2011

squirrel

Evil creatures that will help me take over the world.

go squirrel army, go!!!!

by Blagz May 17, 2006