Windshield wiper

A sexual act performed by men of advancing years who cannot blast sperm onto their partner's face as they previously could. To compensate for the lack of launch power, the man jizzes into his hand and then wipes the jizz across his partner's face in a side to side motion, much like a windshield wiper.

Grandpa Ken can't blast his load onto Janes face like he once could, but she still enjoys when he gives her the windshield wiper.

by wschwie March 29, 2016

wundahail

Slang for "what the hell"

Barrett: I saw a possum in a polka dotted dress on the side of the road today next to the salty road sign.

Bobby: Wundahail?

by bobbay123456 October 28, 2010

Windshield sexual

When you're sexually attracted to a car windshield

For Example "Cassandra is windshield sexual"

by DC778 August 17, 2017

Windago

A man who never misses his shots, also a famous YouTuber.

Wow, Windago has a very nice posterior.

by Terfusti July 7, 2022

Sticky Windshield

When you shoot cum on a persons glasses while they are wearing them, then rub your penis all over them smearing it. Or, while wearing glasses, you go down on a girl and she squirts all over your glasses.

I tried to give make her an Angry Pirate, but instead I gave her a Sticky Windshield.

by Sticky Man August 6, 2012

dutch windshield

Using a penis to clean off another persons butt cheeks.

Don't Dutch windshield me!

by Douche master69 May 8, 2014

Break Windage

When a man farts so violently during urination that he has to adjust his aim.

Dude did you hear that? I had to use some major break windage to not piss all over the seat.

by Dezmo727 January 8, 2021