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Zelos Wilder

A strapping man in his early twenties who walks like a pirate and speaks like a womanizer. He is clad in a pink vest, black undershirt and always wears his trusty speedo under his clothes.
He loves women so much, he pays regular visits to each of his hunnies houses. Often, he has to sneak back into Meltokio through the sewers.

His walk is often described as walking like an old school pimp. He holds his pelvis out and talks awkward steps. In battle, he also spins while holding his sword into an enemy to attack.

Zelos may be the emoest person in Tales of Symphonia. His life was hard, his mother died, he thinks he took away his sisters happiness and he betrayed his best friend. He only admits how truly sad he is after his death, were his emoness is unlocked into a beautiful flowing rapid of emotions. It is at this time when all of the people in the party realize that they loved him.

He is also very obsessed with melons. He likes to eat them. And om nom om on over 9000 melons a day.
Zelos Wilder loves Papa Bear.
MELONS?
No, Zelos Wilder has seen more melons than a fruit stand.
by Puddingpu December 22, 2009
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Wildenae

Kinuvans elder love mistress.
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"I saw Kinuvan making sweet cyber to Wildenae in the Plane of Tranquility"

"Wildenae is old and rotten"
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wildernessy

The adjective for something that has characteristics of the wilderness
Nate won't go to the cabin because it's not wildernessy enough for him.
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wildernerding

Someone who uses a smartphone or other gadget to connect to the internet whilst in the middle of a remote and picturesque setting.
Jane couldn't stop checking her Facebook account on our backpacking trip. She was wildernerding at every ridgetop.

"You guys should stop wildernerding and enjoy the view. You can chat with your friends back home later."

Billy had to post every photo he took on Instagram right away so his followers could see how pretty it was in the woods. He is such a wildernerd.
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Wilderbeesting

When someone gets really drunk to the point of not remembering anything and wakes up the next morning with a dismembered animal limb protruding from their rectum.
Mate Chris blatantly went Wilderbeesting last night.
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wildebeest

an overweight woman, the bigger the better
Did you see the wildebeest Jeremy brought home last night? That bitch was HUGE!
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WildWestReaper

Handsome, smart, strong dude who is very good at counter strike
dude.. I wish I could be like WildWestReaper
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