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bitch weasel

1) One of those sneaky, tacky, trampy chicks in a bar that get guys to buy them drinks and then ignore the guy for the rest of the night.
2) A chick who uses guys for material gain
1) That poor guy over there get rolled by a nasty bitch monkey in fake Prada- he bought her whole group a round and then they left!
2) My friend's sister is dating a super rich old guy who buys her stuff all the time- she's such a bitch weasel.
by Genna May 4, 2004
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Weasel

One who is particularly cunning, conniving, shifty, sneaky, scheming and down right sly. Weasels are known for their ability to adapt to any situation and to manipulate it to suit their own weasel ways. In other words, my brother Beau.

When used in regard to a female weasel, "weaselette" should be used.

Also used as a verb (ie. to weasel) and as an adjective (eg. weaselish)
"Tell me of your latest weaselish escapades, brother"
"Beau, you are a true weasel!"
"How are you going to weasel your way out of this one?"
"Beware of the weasel"
"Do teach me in the ways of the weasel"
by Weaselette, sister of Weasel December 9, 2008
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Pen Weasel

A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.
Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.
by pantyteamaster September 30, 2010
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Squeeze The Weasel

Action Phrase: Masturbation, squeezing of the male genetalia.
Sometimes i get so hot i just gotta squeeze the weasel.

See Also: Squeeze the Cheetos
by thankyouimjane February 22, 2007
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Weasel Dick

A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.
Why doesn't this weasel dick get a life and leave me alone?
by yzbill55 April 25, 2009
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the pull of the weasel

I found a wallet with $100 dollars in it, but resisted the pull of the weasel and returned it intact.
by John Meuser December 12, 2008
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wild weasel

A crazy military aviation mission, or those pilots performing the mission, deep into enemy territory to disable Surface to Air Missile sites.
The wild weasels will take care of the SAM site.
by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004
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