Whale War

Two or more oversized white women fighting it out

"Dude, you see that fight?"
"Nah man"
"Oh dude, you missed a total whale war!"

by georgiahomeboy113 December 26, 2008

Sperm Whale

Sperm whales can grow to 52ft long and up to 77,000lb - 130,000lb. The reason they can become so big is because they live for a long time, 60 to 70 years to be exact. They have one of the largest global distributions for any whale in the world. They can range from the equator to the Arctic and Antarctic oceans. The sperm whales prefer to live in deep water. Because of being a toothed whale, they do not eat krill like all whales with baleen. Instead they eat sharks, squid, skates, and deep water fish. The whales are endangered because of whaling and other deep sea fishing. It is important to help save these amazing and magnificent creatures.

Sperm whales are amazing

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 20, 2020

Whalen on a penny

Term used to describe how quick one is on something. Much like the term stink on shit or white on rice. Whalen on a penny refers to the cheapness of a Dick Smith named Jeff. If one were to let a penny fall from their hands it would never hit the ground in the presence of Jeff.

Boss: Hey Peter are you going to have those TPS reports for me by lunch?
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.

by DunkMonkey December 14, 2008

Fail like a Whale

A fucking retard thing some douchebag says to be funny.

You Fail like a Whale, bitch!

by americanaidan November 25, 2010

Blue Whale Challenge

This game originated around 2016. By 2017 and 2018 this game took the life of many people. This game gives you 50 tasks , there is no way to quit. But thankfully for playing blue whale you need to do a deep web search. In this game a person chats with you and gives you tasks like crave f14 on your hand, stand at the edge of a high bridge , etc. It is highly recommended not to play this game

The popular Blue Whale Challenge of 2015 is banned in most places.

by F10986 March 4, 2019

Whale's Tail

Term used to describe the visible part of a thong on a chick's butt when worn with low rise pants - resembles a whale's tail. (I say chick because I don't want to see a guy wearing this.)

That whale's tail really accentuates her ass!

by Kyndria January 13, 2006

whale ho

Verb: A shout usually given to express a FAT ASS MOTHER FUCKER is in the building

-Yo Sly Hoody J
--What up maaaaan
-WHALE HO, watch yo back


-Yo you seen Patricia
--HELL YEA, WHALE HOOOOOOO

by TRICKY_T January 27, 2009