Welding

Welding is just like Docking, but it requires the participants to have a couple days' worth up built-up smegma.

"On day one of Coachella, everyone at the campsite was Docking, but by Day 3, it had advanced to Welding.

by PhatRob June 9, 2021

wiener weld

When an uncircumcised male gets a circumcise males penis and pulls the excess skin over the circumcised tip. And thus making the two penises look welded together as one.

Hey Casey, do you want to come over later and wiener weld? I've got a fresh clean tip!

by The heights. August 25, 2017

paper welding

When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.

Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page

by G3169 May 29, 2017

Alabama Weld

Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond

Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.

Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror

by Keef_stix December 14, 2020

Welding

When you dance like you welded the same object together 2 times in garry's mod

Couple 1: Does a foxtrot
Couple 2: Does a welding

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019

Glue Weld

When you run out of glue sticks for your hot glue gun so you melt tiny scraps of dry glue as a substitute.

I ran out of glue sticks when I was making my science project, so I had to glue weld the planets to the sticks. It took forever.

by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018