When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.
Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page
by G3169 May 29, 2017
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"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
Get the Vertical Butt Weld mug.Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?
John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
by Pseudonaut July 25, 2013
Get the Ball weld mug.Tig Welded is generally used as an insult to describe something being stuck to something or addicted.
If you're playing a game and someone is cheating you can say they're "tig welded" to their chair.
This would insinuate that the user has bad hygiene and never leaves his chair.
If you're playing a game and someone is cheating you can say they're "tig welded" to their chair.
This would insinuate that the user has bad hygiene and never leaves his chair.
This kid is tig welded to his chair, he is hacking on roblox.
My friend is tig welded to Tetris because I swear thats all he plays.
My friend is tig welded to Tetris because I swear thats all he plays.
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Get the Welding mug.When two men touch their dicks together with cum on them and the cum dries gluing the dicks together.
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