Massive Ween

A penis so tiny it ceases to exist

Russel Early has such a massive ween

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018

ween job

When two men rub their dicks together until there’s enough friction to start a fire (it helps if you use pubes as kindling)

Hey man wanna come over and have a ween job

by Dontshiturself March 1, 2018

the call of the ween

Like the call of the void, but for drawing penises.

When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.

Tim: “Man, why does everyone have to spraypaint penises on abandoned buidlings”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”

by The Ween Whisperer October 2, 2021

ween queen

A person who always complains, or acts in a cry baby manner

I wanted to go buy some beers but jose was being a ween queen.

by kosociety661 October 13, 2015

Ween Sauce

Reference to ones Wiener

Kyle:Dude ur bein so wierd

Chad:Suck my ween sauce kyle!!!

by schrankenstein May 19, 2009

tranny-ween

The penis of a male-to-female transexual before it has been removed.

"omg suzy, you need to tuck better, you can almost see your tranny-ween through those sweatpants!"

by septemenai September 1, 2008

ween heen

A cig smoking, bagel eating, bum JEW

Ween heens appreciate when 27's are two for ones at their local 7-11

by Pharmacies United December 16, 2008