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Michael Wessel

michael wessel- your pants.. are shiny
by straight white male May 5, 2010
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wessels

a really horny bitch who can't stop talking or thinking about sexual content.
Wow! why does he have to be such a wessels.
by ujunag April 29, 2008
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Waspel

Wapel is a person who tries to ruin a fun time people have going.Typically goes for a group.Waspel originated on Gaia Online,a social interfacing website.Waspel is a joke people use to get a reaction out of people,so getting this reaction they try make sexual texts for example "OPEN YOUR LEGS WIDE." They always make it in caps to assure you see it.A Waspel will ignore any request to stop or any mocking you say.
O YA LEGS OPEN WIDE""INSERT IT HERE,BABY." "O YA WASPEL.
by . Anonymous. June 26, 2010
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wasteland

A Detroit original: any strip mall infested suburban community that sits directly outside of the city limits, but for some reason still considers itself part of the city, despite its obvious geographic, architectural, social, and cultural differences.
She lives in the wastelands to avoid paying city taxes, and drives in every weekend, doors locked, to go to the club.
by Mel May 13, 2005
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Wastelander

A wastelander is a term used for anyone living on the US(rather Canadian) territory, inspired by a post-apocalyptic game series, Fallout. According to those games, after a nuclear war current US territory would be a wasted land with no trees or pure water, inhabited by ghouls, mutants and chinks.
Why hello there wastelander, whatcha doin in our neck of the... well, what do you want?
—Hello my canuck friend. I was searching for a tree, a green one, for my studies. Do you have trees in your lands?
—No, thanks to you and commies! All we have is nuclear snow desert.
by Cure-eeos. June 28, 2009
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Littered tyrannical wasteland

(Invented by Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!): a city or county or locale falling apart specifically due to the buffoonishly idiotic government policies and the 3 plagues of social work
A liberal city like Portland (Oregon), Seattle or San Francisco, will be a perfect example of a modern,liberal, littered tyrannical wasteland.

Since crime isn't included in the 3 plagues of social work, Chicago and New York City are not in my definition of littered tyrannical wasteland, at least not for now.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma June 5, 2021
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wesseler

When you drunk masturbate in the shower, then hit your head, fall down and puke on yourself
How was your night last night, not great I Wesselered myself again!
by Bf81818 July 17, 2016
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