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The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine
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Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.
The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice
by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018
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Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine
If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.
Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.
by NotABanana August 13, 2015
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Washing machine

Proper noun: A guy who is insanely attractive and usually a menace to females because they can't help but get stuck inside him metaphorically.
Hello and welcome to what the fuck is washing machine doing?
what is jenny doing in that washing machine?
by orekhao February 10, 2023
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georoge washing machine

Dam that guy such a noob probably he thinks our president is georoge washing machine
by Roblox man_678 September 12, 2020
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Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around the early 2000s but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02 and CR03) anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in the early 2000s.

Hell, now that I think about it, the dyson washing machines are a MUCH more better and useful concept than those lousy ‘smart’ washing machines today.

Yes, the complexity of the contra rotating drum mechanism would be a central problem to the machine, however to be quite frank, to think it would fail more than a conventional single drum washer would be ridiculous. Perhaps a bit more feasible now considering the age of the existing machines still around, but def not possible back in 2002.

But overall, the pros of the dyson washing machine heavily overshadows the concerns. I would LOVE to have a contra rotating drum, where I could wash my clothes faster than what’s possible even with current washers. I honestly hope the contra rotating drum system can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if any major washing machine brand made a new one, it would prove far more capable and be more successful.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Dyson had that cool futuristic washing machine, forgot what it's called
Eric: The CR01, CR02 or CR03??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03) ?
Zoomer: Dyson what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
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