The feeling or sound that your gastrointestinal tract makes just prior to having a urgent bowl movement.
Oh Crap! I'm 5 minutes from work and I just got the 2 minute warning. I don't want to drop deuce on the roadside.
by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010
Get the 2 minute warning mug.A giant who is in under 15, he/she must be at least 6'0" 200 lbs. Preferably with the name Ward,Edward or Francis
Wardypookins sat on me and it hurt.
Wardypookins is like the lt,lg,c,rg,rt on the the offensive line in football because hes so big.
Wardypookins is like the lt,lg,c,rg,rt on the the offensive line in football because hes so big.
by mr schlomo 2 September 22, 2006
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A sexually suggestive text message, usually used when flirting with the opposite sex. Named after the dirty texting king Shane Warne.
*beep beep, beep beep*
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!
John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!
John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife
by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009
Get the A Warney mug.When a person attempts to pass gass, but instead mistakenly squirts liquid feeces into their underwear.
See also reverse warnecke.
See also reverse warnecke.
by Cap'n Howdy March 4, 2005
Get the warnecke mug.When a person runs to the bathroom, pinching back powerful and urgent forces, only to find upon reaching the toilet a large and dry expulsion of gas.
See also warnecke.
See also warnecke.
by Cap'n Howdy March 4, 2005
Get the reverse warnecke mug.(pronounced wharp-ee) One who is clumsy, unco-ordinated or is unable to see the obvious. A warpy will more often than not drop things, lose things and forget things.
Pat: Oh My Goodness!!! That was an incredibly easy catch, how did you drop it?!!!
Tim: The fricken' sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Whatever warpy!
Tim: The fricken' sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Whatever warpy!
by Paddy B May 20, 2008
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Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.
by Spaghetti1245 July 17, 2009
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