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Winter Warmer

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, to be inevitably dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy.

If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her ex-boyfriend can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.
Dylan: You're the perfect winter warmer
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I mean, we'll always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p
by Raxteri January 11, 2012
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warm towel

Similar to a "red herring" a "warm towel" is a ruse to distract someones attention.

Etymology: From an environmental movement called Tidowave's events. It is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought - this implies, without stating, that Direct Action will be in effect at the event.
Margaret: "Did you find Randy or find out what happened to Teddy?"

Jamie: "Nah, it was a warm towel."
by m0r1arty January 4, 2008
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Warm Sunrise

Normally you wake up in the morning and go for a piss. With this you don't get up and piss the bed letting the warmth spread over you.
I could be arsed to get up this morning, So I gave myself a warm sunrise
by dirtydom February 15, 2010
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wilford warfstache

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark
Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3
by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018
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Warmhole

A hole that is warm; notably, a vagina.

Often mistaken for "wormhole", although both holes are often frequented with similar things.
A baby octopus came out of her warmhole.
by Fosterpython January 8, 2009
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Warm and Muggy

The act of inserting the testicles into a waiting rectum. Named for the conditions required for such an insertion to be feasible.
Due to the shrinkage caused by the cold weather, he was unable to give her a warm and muggy.
by Carolyn "Biddy" Martin February 17, 2009
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warmatize

To make something warm, change the surroundings to warm up a room or person.
Give me some more blankets so I can warmatize myself.
by Kelly ann November 23, 2006
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