1. Place where 90% of my wardrobe comes from.
2. Store where annoying music and LOUD commercials are blared over loudspeakers, in a curteous attempt to drive shoppers from the store in disgust, before they spend too much money.
3.Store that has merchandise of often decent quality at the lowest prices, now- but just until it has driven all competition out of business....then watch the prices rise!
4. Provider of jobs for people who are too stupid and too lazy to be engaged in meaningful employment. (I once encountered a clerk who was unable to deduct ten-percent from a price in her head!)
5. Store where you can buy cooking utensils- then become hungry and walk to McDonalds without going outside, then walk to the pharmacy, for medicine to relieve the diarrhea caused by the McDonalds.
2. Store where annoying music and LOUD commercials are blared over loudspeakers, in a curteous attempt to drive shoppers from the store in disgust, before they spend too much money.
3.Store that has merchandise of often decent quality at the lowest prices, now- but just until it has driven all competition out of business....then watch the prices rise!
4. Provider of jobs for people who are too stupid and too lazy to be engaged in meaningful employment. (I once encountered a clerk who was unable to deduct ten-percent from a price in her head!)
5. Store where you can buy cooking utensils- then become hungry and walk to McDonalds without going outside, then walk to the pharmacy, for medicine to relieve the diarrhea caused by the McDonalds.
by Malcolm X-crement January 19, 2004
A business based in Bentonville, AR that decides to takeover the economy of small towns buy building a store with prices so low, all other businesses are forced to shut down.
by Anthony Simon September 03, 2003
A fat person who makes the journey to the incredible land of wal-mart to buy their cheap shit. Many onlookers will take pictures of the people to post on the internet.
by ravensrule December 27, 2009
by TheDownwardSpiral June 07, 2007
a place where the white trash "shop" while their brats run around screaming, knocking over displays and other customers. a store where no one understands what "good customer service" is because none of the employees speak english! the merchandise is only cheap because it's either expired, or will break in a week! selling expired baby medicine here is an acceptable practice. wal*mart doesn't care about their customers, just the money.
i boycott wal mart!
he tried to shop at wal*mart, but couldn't understand why none of the employees could answer his questions, so he went to target instead.
boy: "where'd you get that piece of crap you call a tv?"
girl: "wal-mart! that's why it was so cheap!"
boy: "i didn't know they still made black and white tv's!"
paris hilton: what's wal mart? is that where you buy walls?
he tried to shop at wal*mart, but couldn't understand why none of the employees could answer his questions, so he went to target instead.
boy: "where'd you get that piece of crap you call a tv?"
girl: "wal-mart! that's why it was so cheap!"
boy: "i didn't know they still made black and white tv's!"
paris hilton: what's wal mart? is that where you buy walls?
by msdestiny May 04, 2008
by fuckstik September 14, 2007
Why would anyone in their right mind ever want to shop at Wal-Mrt anyway? All they do is put other hard-working people out of business, not to mention market their stores with those pathetic ad campaigns...
by tony April 13, 2004