Wal-mart

1. Place where 90% of my wardrobe comes from.

2. Store where annoying music and LOUD commercials are blared over loudspeakers, in a curteous attempt to drive shoppers from the store in disgust, before they spend too much money.

3.Store that has merchandise of often decent quality at the lowest prices, now- but just until it has driven all competition out of business....then watch the prices rise!

4. Provider of jobs for people who are too stupid and too lazy to be engaged in meaningful employment. (I once encountered a clerk who was unable to deduct ten-percent from a price in her head!)

5. Store where you can buy cooking utensils- then become hungry and walk to McDonalds without going outside, then walk to the pharmacy, for medicine to relieve the diarrhea caused by the McDonalds.
I need to update my wardrobe- to Wal*Mart!
by Malcolm X-crement January 19, 2004
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Wal-Mart

A business based in Bentonville, AR that decides to takeover the economy of small towns buy building a store with prices so low, all other businesses are forced to shut down.
The worst serial rapist treated his victim better than the local Wal-Mart treats their employees.
by Anthony Simon September 03, 2003
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Wal-Creature

A fat person who makes the journey to the incredible land of wal-mart to buy their cheap shit. Many onlookers will take pictures of the people to post on the internet.
Today I saw a fat Wal-Creature at Wal-Mart who was looking at a diet book.
by ravensrule December 27, 2009
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wal-mafia

This is what suppliers call Wal-Mart for their heavy-handed tactics and constant price squeezing
Holy markdown, Batman! Even Chuck Norris wouldn't buy that from the Wal-Mafia!!
by TheDownwardSpiral June 07, 2007
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wal mart

a place where the white trash "shop" while their brats run around screaming, knocking over displays and other customers. a store where no one understands what "good customer service" is because none of the employees speak english! the merchandise is only cheap because it's either expired, or will break in a week! selling expired baby medicine here is an acceptable practice. wal*mart doesn't care about their customers, just the money.

i boycott wal mart!

he tried to shop at wal*mart, but couldn't understand why none of the employees could answer his questions, so he went to target instead.

boy: "where'd you get that piece of crap you call a tv?"
girl: "wal-mart! that's why it was so cheap!"
boy: "i didn't know they still made black and white tv's!"

paris hilton: what's wal mart? is that where you buy walls?
by msdestiny May 04, 2008
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wal-martian

the scantily clad, sunbed burned, rednceck, wanna be supermodels that hang out at Wal-Mart.
Why go pickup cheap crack-whores when the Wal-Martians are free
by fuckstik September 14, 2007
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Wal-Mart

The worst kind of evil. EVER. Right up there with sweatshops
Why would anyone in their right mind ever want to shop at Wal-Mrt anyway? All they do is put other hard-working people out of business, not to mention market their stores with those pathetic ad campaigns...
by tony April 13, 2004
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