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Republicans for Voldemort

A slogan seen on t-shirts and bumper stickers. It was made by someone who was attempting to be clever, and failed epically in that attempt. It's only used by people whose knowledge of politics is so dismally lacking, that they must boil down the entire American political system into the basic Good vs. Evil of the Harry Potter books, and associate the bad guy with the political party that they've been told to hate, even though they don't actually know why they hate it.

Anyone who, (a) has read the Harry Potter books, (b) has at least an elementary knowledge of politics and history, and (c) has an IQ above room temperature, should be able to figure out that Rowling clearly based Voldemort and his Death Eaters on Adolf Hitler and the Nazi party. Both want a totalitarian government, both wish to oppress, persecute, and exterminate those that they see as being born genetically inferior based on the "purity" of their blood. They blame all of their problems on a certain group of people. They manipulate school curriculum in order to indoctrinate children against this group. The "pure blood" motif is also very similar to the outdated British Nobility system, of which the few that remain still cling to.
Even though you see "Republicans for Voldemort" crap everywhere, Voldemort really has nothing whatsoever to do with the Republican party of the U.S., or any other modern political party. If a comparison MUST be made, the Republicans are most like Scrimgeour: determined to protect us from terrorists, but perhaps a too heavy-handed with security. Meanwhile, Democrats are more like Fudge and Umbridge: in denial that such a big threat exists, over-regulating everything with too many rules, and dominating most media outlets.
by klopek007 February 3, 2010
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Voldemorting

The act of two individuals pooping into each others' buttholes in ass-to-ass combat.
A large bearded man in the bathroom challenged me to anal combat via Voldemorting.
by Chergingrherner July 23, 2019
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Voldemorting

The act of whispering Harry Potter in a girls ear in order to strike fear into their pussy.
Man I was fucking this chick last night while voldemorting, I gave her a lighting scar right on the pussy.
by Voldypuss 2000 June 7, 2016
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Voldemort

Before ejaculation during oral sex, whisper in a low and monotoan voice to your partner and then while climaxing cast evil spells on her while jerking your genitals too and frow as if you had a wand in your hand.
I got the nickname of Voldemort when I tried to cast dick spells on the unfortunate creature Shelby
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voldemort

One of the most notorious villans in the history of villans. Mostly known in the wizarding world as You-Know-Who or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. killed for the better part of 11 years untill a tiney boy of no older than one year of age reflected the Avada Kadavra curse back upon him thus rendering him with no body just a piece of a soul. returning to power from the blood of the boy previously mentioned as well as the bone of his illegitmate muggle father Tom Riddle and the hand of a loyal servent. known to cause chose just about enywhere for no other reason than he can. pretty much he is the biggest bully of them all and the only way to stop him is to unnecessarily kill various people such as Tonk, Lupin, Fred, and Hedwig. Oh and i'm sure when he regenerated his body his penis didnt come with it so all the havoc is just a compensation.
"that You-Know-Who voldemort is a scary guy!"
by 14elmo June 6, 2009
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Voldemort

V: When a girl wipes semen off of her face and onto an article of clothing leaving the impression of her face on the article.
Friend 1: Hey man whatever happened to your M*A*S*H* Apron?
Friend 2: Oh, i busted a nut on your moms face and then she totally voldemorted it. Naturally, i had it framed for my private collection.
by Ricky Lahey July 16, 2011
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Voldemort/Fuckboy/Brandon

is an absolute dick head who can suck an elephants cock and die from its load he can die in a well
by Jesus:]:] February 5, 2020
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