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Voldemort

a fake person - two-faced - exactly like He-who-must-not-be-named himself.
"She's such a Voldemort. Bitch."

or

"Fucking Voldemort!!"
by a9k1 May 18, 2010
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Voldemorting

When you cum on your partner's forehead in the shape of a lightning scar and then kill their parents.
"Yeah it was totally awesome, I was gonna Voldemort her but I couldn't go through with it"
Voldemorting: The act of cumming on your partners forehead in the shape of a lightening scar and then killing their parents
by BatteryLow August 13, 2015
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The Voldemort

The Voldemort is a shaved pussy that is very dry and appears to have scales, thus having the appearance of the infamous villain from the Harry Potter series. The dry, scaly skin can easily be solved with lubricant and lotion.
Make sure you put some lotion on after you shave your pussy, or you'll have the Voldemort!
by JeJoMa November 7, 2010
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mention Voldemort

To say something not meant to be said in polite company, thereby committing a serious faux pas. To say something politically incorrect. From the arch-villain of the Harry Potter series, whose name is not supposed to be mentioned in civil wizarding company.
I was only talking about how we need animal protein in our meals ... did I mention Voldemort there?
by Fearman August 4, 2007
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Voldemort

"Dude look at him, he totally looks like Lord Voldemort!"
by Bemby January 3, 2008
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Voldemort

A villain whose primary goal is to kill children, but still for some reason or another fails to succeed.
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!" -a Voldemort
by TheLordoftheDance March 10, 2009
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Republicans for Voldemort

A slogan seen on t-shirts and bumper stickers. It was made by someone who was attempting to be clever, and failed epically in that attempt. It's only used by people whose knowledge of politics is so dismally lacking, that they must boil down the entire American political system into the basic Good vs. Evil of the Harry Potter books, and associate the bad guy with the political party that they've been told to hate, even though they don't actually know why they hate it.

Anyone who, (a) has read the Harry Potter books, (b) has at least an elementary knowledge of politics and history, and (c) has an IQ above room temperature, should be able to figure out that Rowling clearly based Voldemort and his Death Eaters on Adolf Hitler and the Nazi party. Both want a totalitarian government, both wish to oppress, persecute, and exterminate those that they see as being born genetically inferior based on the "purity" of their blood. They blame all of their problems on a certain group of people. They manipulate school curriculum in order to indoctrinate children against this group. The "pure blood" motif is also very similar to the outdated British Nobility system, of which the few that remain still cling to.
Even though you see "Republicans for Voldemort" crap everywhere, Voldemort really has nothing whatsoever to do with the Republican party of the U.S., or any other modern political party. If a comparison MUST be made, the Republicans are most like Scrimgeour: determined to protect us from terrorists, but perhaps a too heavy-handed with security. Meanwhile, Democrats are more like Fudge and Umbridge: in denial that such a big threat exists, over-regulating everything with too many rules, and dominating most media outlets.
by klopek007 February 3, 2010
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