vertical labret

a peircing that goes through a lip. makes kissing pretty nice ;)

i kissed a girl with a vertical labret and it was nicer than kissing a girl without one...

by Shtoink May 12, 2007

vertical brown file

The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.

Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"

Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"

Question: "Where should I file this memo?"

Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."

by orwell miller August 9, 2008

vertically superior

Tall, Someone who generally towers over their surroundings, opposite of vertically challenged, generally a slang term used in the San Francisco Bay Area but commonly used outside of it as well. Usually used in a humorous or joking sense.

Elaina: "Damn everyone is so tall here! I feel so short..."

Spencer: "Nah it's ok we're just vertically superior"

by vertically superior December 9, 2009

vertical cheeseburger

The tastiest burger known to man (and some women) the vertical cheeseburger. The vertical cheeseburger is a well-loved name for the humble vagina. Take a $2 McDonalds cheeseburger and turn it vertically and the resemblance to the human female vagina is uncanny.

I ate Rhonda's vertical cheeseburger literally all weekend. In fact I'm sure I heard her say "would you like fries with that?" while I was mid meal.

by Dr Smooth September 17, 2017

double vertical labret

A lip piercing on both sides, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.

vertical labret double vertical labret

by Anon C June 24, 2009

vertical smile

A vertical smile is another word for vagina. If a closed smile is turned 90 degrees it resembles a vagina, giving you the term vertical smile.

I saw her vertical smile open up and next thing i knew she was pregnant.

Dude i banged that chick so hard last night, her vertical smile was 10 times bigger when i left.

by Anna C August 15, 2006

Getting Vertical

When one lifts their cup of any alcoholic beverage from the standard horizontal position, to the vertical position perpendicular to ground level increasing the flow of the alcoholic beverage which results in severe intoxication.

"I'm getting vertical tonight.", "While you were studying, I was out getting vertical!"

by oitsscubasteve April 2, 2009