Ahhh, good ol’ vernon. Just a town in the woods of northern New Jersey right off of the deepest exit of not well - known Route 23. Mostly known for the notorious Mountain Creek, where the most harassment charges and critical accidents happen to innocent city goers. But don’t be fooled, if you end up on the wrong block of the Condos and/or Highland Lakes whilst snitching for no bread, you might be run up on by the most brutal of East Lakeside Crips. Only the real gangstas be slangin brews, fuckin biddies and slapping up the homies with dank chops. If you drive a Civic you automatically get the G pass. The only way to slang the brews is to gun the fuck out of them or occasionally use the holy grail, the funnel. If skimp homies decide they wanna roll with the East Lakeside Crips, they might have to be pieced up or thrown in the lake. We only slide in the DMs when the biddies need to be on some reckless nonsense and they are flakkin heavy. Don’t keep your dog outside, for the Vernon PD will empty a 30 clip of hollowtips into its jugular. In conclusion, be careful mobbing around the trenches of Vernon NJ.
You might get overshot pallet jacked, Charlie Finnessed Walk Brown Booted,
Caught Flakkin just for the gram,
Neck snap reckless nonsense,
Or finesse walked outta town.
You might get overshot pallet jacked, Charlie Finnessed Walk Brown Booted,
Caught Flakkin just for the gram,
Neck snap reckless nonsense,
Or finesse walked outta town.
1: “Yo, we out to Vernon NJ to scoop some biddies?”
2: “I don’t know bro bro, shits been real hot on the blocc lately.”
1: “You’re right, shit really be hittin different”
2: “I don’t know bro bro, shits been real hot on the blocc lately.”
1: “You’re right, shit really be hittin different”
by Reckless Dank Crip August 10, 2019
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(plural)Look at all the veranals in this neighborhood.
(plural)Look at all the veranals in this neighborhood.
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A small snowboard-bum town in Sussex County, NJ. Its on the top of New Jersey. It has two ski resorts: Mountain Creek and Hidden Valley. There's lots of Pot, usually selling for around $20 for one G. Im sure someone will let you try some for free though. Vernon has a population of 25,000 people. The halls of vernon high school reek of pot everday. Some people think they are cool and they call it "v-town".
by Vernon Local April 30, 2006
Get the Vernon mug.A disgusting wasteland. It is the cloth Satan wipes his ass with. If you live in Mount Vernon, odds are you are not reading this because you are whoring your body, smoking crystal meth, committing a theft, driving a tractor, beating your wife, getting drunk, listening to country music, giving birth, inbreeding, or you are illiterate.
Mount Vernon is a landfill located outside of Evansville, Indiana. Its residents do not live there by choice, but are born into it as punishment for cruelties in a past life. It is pergatory.
It is plagued by white trash scumbags and close-minded rednecks. You will not find a decent human being. If you are passing through, turn the fuck around. There is no reason for a life form to come anywhere near the meth-infested shithole of Mount Vernon. Get the fuck out.
Mount Vernon is a landfill located outside of Evansville, Indiana. Its residents do not live there by choice, but are born into it as punishment for cruelties in a past life. It is pergatory.
It is plagued by white trash scumbags and close-minded rednecks. You will not find a decent human being. If you are passing through, turn the fuck around. There is no reason for a life form to come anywhere near the meth-infested shithole of Mount Vernon. Get the fuck out.
There was another meth lab explosion in Mount Vernon, Indiana yesterday.
Do not go near Mount Vernon, Indiana
Do not go near Mount Vernon, Indiana
by Abraham Rittertonsmith July 31, 2011
Get the Mount Vernon, Indiana mug.A little hell hole of a "city" in Utah where 98% of the population are close minded hicks or mormons. The weather ranges between freaking hot to freaking cold. Theres a point system to how many prairie dogs you can hit on the way to Colorado. The school system is run by the not german nazis. The shittiest city on earth to attend high school in. A black meaningless void of which you'll never escape once you've set foot in it. A geographic anomoly in which everything is approximately 3 and half hours away
1. "My parents just moved me to Vernal and now I've become a psychopathic serial killer"
2."Uintah High School in Vernal: The most ghetto piece of shit you'll ever see.
3. "My cousin lived in vernal right before he went insane"
4. "Well, we can go to Salt Lake,"
"How long will that take?"
"Three and a half hours"
"Or we can go to Grand Junction,"
"How long will that take?"
"Three and half hours"
2."Uintah High School in Vernal: The most ghetto piece of shit you'll ever see.
3. "My cousin lived in vernal right before he went insane"
4. "Well, we can go to Salt Lake,"
"How long will that take?"
"Three and a half hours"
"Or we can go to Grand Junction,"
"How long will that take?"
"Three and half hours"
by Twisted Humor_666 February 20, 2009
Get the Vernal mug.1) A town in the center of Ohio. Lost in farm land, and hill jacks this town offers nothing more than a 7 screen movie theater and a Super Wally World.
2) A town loved by many who listen to po-dunk country, and hated by those that listen to anything else.
3) A small town with a quaint charm, and friendly people.
2) A town loved by many who listen to po-dunk country, and hated by those that listen to anything else.
3) A small town with a quaint charm, and friendly people.
by HillbillyD'wayne August 4, 2009
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lizzie: El Oh El Okay Smiley face is perfectly acceptable in modern business parlance
James: that's totally the Vernacularosaurus!
James: that's totally the Vernacularosaurus!
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