underwater swimming

A euphemism for cunnilingus, eating pussy; also referred to as "going down," or "diving under the labial waves." In certain, traditionally conservative communities, this activity is frowned upon and reference is frequently found on signs near lakes and rivers announcing "underwater swimming is prohibited." In recent years, a fad similar to planking has emerged among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater swimming" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background; this has come to be known as "stanking."

Shawna's bulging little camel toe was more than I could take, so I pushed her back onto the hood of the car and ripped her panties off. Then I took her underwater swimming until we were both drenched and well satisfied.

Everett really surprised me and totally proved the myth isn't true. After we made out for a while, he went underwater swimming and didn't come up until my toes curled!

by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012

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Underwater Ping Pong

A sexual act involving the woman filling her mouth with beer with her head facing up and having the man tea bag/place his balls in her mouth filled with the beer whilst masturbating.

Boy 1: Yo bro you know Brian?
Boy 2: Yeah why?
Boy 1: He had that bitch Taylor play underwater ping pong with him last night!
Boy 2: Yo his balls probably stink like beer!

by AholeJuggernaut February 9, 2017

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Underwater Hygienist

A fancy way of calling a stay at home mom giving her child a bath.

Fred - "Hey Sarah, sorry my wife can't talk on the phone right now. She's busy with her new job as a Underwater Hygienist."
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"

by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022

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