When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.
by DeadassMan January 18, 2017
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Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"
Jerry: "Holy hell!!"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"
Jerry: "Holy hell!!"
by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019
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Get the Tortilla on the Side mug.the oposite of dirtbag, as another word (cleanbag). A tortbag defines a person who who is very clean and pleasant. Living a tortbag lifestyle is when the person is committed to living to the point of employment and other very clean and pleasant norms.
Cause I’m just an adult tortbag, honeyy. or, My friend is the biggest tortbag imaginable, she is so clean and pleasant smelling!
by tortbag.tort November 4, 2022
Get the tortbag mug.Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
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