Twerd

This is the definition of a person who deludes themself into thinking that the story of a Jacob, a big buff hairy dogman, Edward, a skinny pale stoner-looking neck biter and Bella,a deep voiced necropheliac is THE best thing to ever happen in cinematic history.

Twerd: 'Mam I'm a Twerd!'
Mam: 'I shoulda used a latex...'

Twerd by Boshellecta. July 19, 2010

twore / twut 

A person that posts slutty pictures of themselves on twitter and/or friends people only to try to get a piece of ass or to get luck - twitter whore - used interchangeably with twore - twitter slut = twut

That guy friends girls to try to get in their pants - he's such a twore / twut.

That girl is always showing her titts or showing how pretty she thinks she is with all her selfies - she's a total twore / twut.

twore / twut by gangstawow April 16, 2014

Tord

Tord is one of the worlds smallest animals. He is that short that you can't see him with a human eye, but you can definitely hear him. Because the Tord likes to moan and scream as loud as he can in the break at school. The Tord is also the most lying animal that exist in the world. If you ever meet a Tord, dont trust him, everything he say is a lie.

I think that earrape sound is a Tord.

Tord by wienerscnitzel November 4, 2020

Twosday 

N. The other name for the second day of the week (assumeing you start from monday) Tuesday. Twosday is the day of the week where anything interesting happens. It may also be used as an excuse for doing things.
Twosday is a very flexiable word and is most used to discribe sexiual happenings. This is closely associated to the phrase "Only on Twosday"

1. Will you go to the dance with me? 2. Only on Twosday.

1. My god! what happened to Jim? 2. Twosday...

Twosday by Gwave October 23, 2007

thordurin

To exceed in one's abilities using methods or practices that are uncommon. To be victorious over another by means other than what's expected.

Wow! Did you see what he just did? That was very thordurin to pull that off!

thordurin by retpro December 20, 2006

twork 

To squeeze out the inner remaining content of the penis.

Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonigh

twork by sunporgo January 13, 2011

twoody 

a tweet expression of enthusiasm and desire, esp. male

TWEET1: "The Beatles-Rock Band trailers on YouTube are the most amazing video that I have ever seen!!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!"

TWEET2: "Dude, it looks like you've got a twoody over it. Settle down."

twoody by SATXbassplayer December 8, 2009