The Two

1. Verb. when you throw your two fingers in succession as to point twice as someone.

Its hilarious when I throw the two at someone.

by atamus1 August 14, 2003

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two coons

the shortened version of the saying "two coons in a gunny sack" or "two coons friggin' in a gunny sack" which refers to hunting raccoons and throwing them into a gunny sack after you tree them with your coon dog and them fighting and or friggin' while in that sack together. They tend to get rather wild in there!!

Me: "Tanner, what did you do last night?"

Tanner: "Man, I drank about 19 beers and was wilder than two coons friggin' in a gunny sack boys!!"

by straight up no chase nate October 1, 2009

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two clown

The act of one upping somebody.

Bob: I had a clown at my birthday party this weekend.

John: Well I had TWO clowns at my party!

by t0fu September 25, 2009

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two-zie

a two-zie is basically a number two...Mostly used in New Jersey but multiple examples in the show "Scrubs"

Just a quick two-zie and ill be ready to go the movies.

by Thomthom September 3, 2008

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Two Sticks

The act of holding up both hands displaying the middle finger.

The girls gave the seagull two sticks after it stole her sandwich.

by NotsoDesperate April 11, 2016

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Two stretch

A phrase used by MC Grindah in the tv series "people just do nothing". He uses this phrase to tell the scripted camera man, how long he spent in jail. Probably hoping he would imply 2 years instead of 2 weeks, like he actually did. But when asked for the second time to fully explain the meaning of 2 stretch, he embarrassingly admitted it's only 2 weeks.

Camera man: "So, how long is 2 stretch"
MC Grindah: "It's just 2 stretch mate"
Camera man: "well can you explain exactly how long"
MC Grindah: "its just 2 weeks init"
The phrase " two stretch " means two weeks.

by Wagwan dickhead June 4, 2019

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