Tweeting during defecation.
by chunkybeef May 12, 2011
Get the Dook Tweetmug. by Richard Phuoc Le May 31, 2016
Get the tweet spotmug. Once Urban Dictionary approves "Zero Tweet" as the Word of the Day, I will Zero Tweet this out over Twitter to my legions of followers to re-tweet and favor.
by Ski25 June 21, 2015
Get the Zero Tweetmug. Comment: You’re a bigoted, evil, sick person, and I hope you die.
Quote and Dunk Tweet: Is Twitter your full time job or do you actually do other things besides fake outrage?
Quote and Dunk Tweet: Is Twitter your full time job or do you actually do other things besides fake outrage?
by saintsundere April 27, 2021
Get the dunk tweetmug. These are tweets sent out by Twitterers with a vast collection of followers, but who only follow a handful themselves. Generally the celeb end of the spectrum.
Noted for inanity and the transparent 'need to be appreciated' usually displayed by the sender.
When Shakespeare said 'All the world's a stage...' He didn't mean this.
Noted for inanity and the transparent 'need to be appreciated' usually displayed by the sender.
When Shakespeare said 'All the world's a stage...' He didn't mean this.
{on the phone}
Kelly: Kim Kardashian has just had a Mocha Latte! She was going to have a biscotti, but can't risk the calories!
Dan: Honey, I'm... um, thrilled about Kim's "Vanity Tweet", but I've got to get back to designing this hydroelectric plant we're building in the Caucasus.
Kelly: Kim Kardashian has just had a Mocha Latte! She was going to have a biscotti, but can't risk the calories!
Dan: Honey, I'm... um, thrilled about Kim's "Vanity Tweet", but I've got to get back to designing this hydroelectric plant we're building in the Caucasus.
by Inside Guide to London April 22, 2010
Get the Vanity Tweetmug. This phrase is said or texted if the speaker wants someone or a group of people to look at their last tweet. It is at the "Peeper's" discretion to determine if it's favorite or retweet worthy.
by Lalalalala3 January 2, 2016
Get the Peep the Tweetmug. Usually a female Tweeter who creates a Twitter account for the purpose of spamming other Tweeters with self-promotion of her physical assets. Generally includes a pornographic profile picture and a "browse my pix" link to more porn. May or may not be an actual person.
Tweeter1: "I received five Tweet skanks this week, how many did you get?"
Tweeter2: "I got three and one of them infected my machine when I followed the link -- LenaYuck69, who posted, 'Im lonely cn u help me? check my pics'."
Tweeter1: "Fool. You block Tweet skanks, you don't follow them or their links!"
Tweeter2: "I got three and one of them infected my machine when I followed the link -- LenaYuck69, who posted, 'Im lonely cn u help me? check my pics'."
Tweeter1: "Fool. You block Tweet skanks, you don't follow them or their links!"
by Miss Anthropy September 10, 2009
Get the Tweet Skankmug.