by Richard Phuoc Le April 23, 2016
Once Urban Dictionary approves "Zero Tweet" as the Word of the Day, I will Zero Tweet this out over Twitter to my legions of followers to re-tweet and favor.
by Ski25 June 16, 2015
Tweeting during defecation.
by chunkybeef April 21, 2011
Comment: You’re a bigoted, evil, sick person, and I hope you die.
Quote and Dunk Tweet: Is Twitter your full time job or do you actually do other things besides fake outrage?
Quote and Dunk Tweet: Is Twitter your full time job or do you actually do other things besides fake outrage?
by saintsundere April 27, 2021
These are tweets sent out by Twitterers with a vast collection of followers, but who only follow a handful themselves. Generally the celeb end of the spectrum.
Noted for inanity and the transparent 'need to be appreciated' usually displayed by the sender.
When Shakespeare said 'All the world's a stage...' He didn't mean this.
Noted for inanity and the transparent 'need to be appreciated' usually displayed by the sender.
When Shakespeare said 'All the world's a stage...' He didn't mean this.
{on the phone}
Kelly: Kim Kardashian has just had a Mocha Latte! She was going to have a biscotti, but can't risk the calories!
Dan: Honey, I'm... um, thrilled about Kim's "Vanity Tweet", but I've got to get back to designing this hydroelectric plant we're building in the Caucasus.
Kelly: Kim Kardashian has just had a Mocha Latte! She was going to have a biscotti, but can't risk the calories!
Dan: Honey, I'm... um, thrilled about Kim's "Vanity Tweet", but I've got to get back to designing this hydroelectric plant we're building in the Caucasus.
by Inside Guide to London April 22, 2010
Usually a female Tweeter who creates a Twitter account for the purpose of spamming other Tweeters with self-promotion of her physical assets. Generally includes a pornographic profile picture and a "browse my pix" link to more porn. May or may not be an actual person.
Tweeter1: "I received five Tweet skanks this week, how many did you get?"
Tweeter2: "I got three and one of them infected my machine when I followed the link -- LenaYuck69, who posted, 'Im lonely cn u help me? check my pics'."
Tweeter1: "Fool. You block Tweet skanks, you don't follow them or their links!"
Tweeter2: "I got three and one of them infected my machine when I followed the link -- LenaYuck69, who posted, 'Im lonely cn u help me? check my pics'."
Tweeter1: "Fool. You block Tweet skanks, you don't follow them or their links!"
by Miss Anthropy September 10, 2009
This phrase is said or texted if the speaker wants someone or a group of people to look at their last tweet. It is at the "Peeper's" discretion to determine if it's favorite or retweet worthy.
by Lalalalala3 November 02, 2015